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Joe McDuck just poured himself a Jack and Coke. The smoothness of the whiskey was just what he needed. The gold liquid shimmered in the fire light. His girlfriend thought he was her "sugar daddy". He would always say "Who's your Daddy, who's your Daddy"? She liked that. His girl was always having dental problems. He was getting tired of her now, they just never seemed to be on the same "page".
Just the other day she brought him his coffee and said "You want some food cream with your coffee and milquetoast?"
"What the hell are you talking about Copernicus"....that was her name. The name just drove him nuts because it was hard to say. Her mind was like a blizzard, she would just spew out crazy words for everyday things.
"Oh, never mind my little Ducky, lets go upstairs and swing on our trapezoid."
"Ahhhhh! You drive me crazy, go swing by yourself on your "trapezoid"! Who knows what she was talking about. It was definitely time to send her packing.
"Your so craggy!", she said as she left the room.
"He yelled after her, "It's not CRAGGY, the word is CRABBY!"
“ I'll just sit here and enjoy my drink.”, he said.
He clicked on his computer found a dating site, Match. He started filling out the form.....Single (I will be, he thought.)
Go to Views from Raven's nest to join in on this wordzzle. She also has the rules.
2 comments:
Perfect wordzzling! You even managed to find a way to get food cream (I have NO idea where that came from...) and milquetoast in so they just flowed with the story. Well done!
Yes, I like this one! I like how you used the girl's craziness to dispose of some awkward words. I think she'd drive me nuts too.
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